An aphorism is nothing else but the slightest
form of writing raised to the highest level of expressive communication. Carl William Brown





Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! [As Margo Channing in All About Eve]


Bette Davis (1908-1989, American actress, producer)


I don't like driving very much; that makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car. But other than that, life is actually pretty good.


Whoopi Goldberg (1949-, American actress, comedian)


Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.


Doug Horton


It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.


Kin Hubbard (1868-1930, American humorist, journalist)


I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.


Larry King (1933-, American TV personality, prankster)


A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.


Henry Morgan (c.1635-1688, Buccaneer, born in llanrumney, South Glamorgan)


That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]


Matthew Perry


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