An aphorism is nothing else but the slightest
QUOTES AND APHORISMS ON DRIVERS
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night! [As Margo Channing in All About Eve]
Bette Davis (1908-1989, American actress, producer)
I don't like driving very much; that makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car. But other than that, life is actually pretty good.
Whoopi Goldberg (1949-, American actress, comedian)
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery -- drive fast and join the scenery.
Doug Horton
It seems to make an auto driver mad if he misses you.
Kin Hubbard (1868-1930, American humorist, journalist)
I'm the worst person to be stuck with in a traffic jam.
Larry King (1933-, American TV personality, prankster)
A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.
Henry Morgan (c.1635-1688, Buccaneer, born in llanrumney, South Glamorgan)
That she's the worst driver in the history of drivers. If I know she's going somewhere, I stay home. [When asked what time has taught him about Jennifer Aniston]
Matthew Perry
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