VARIOUS NONSENSE
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| Why does a chicken go to sleep on one leg? I don't know. Because if he took the other leg away he'd fall over! |
| Why is a tin of condensed milk like a mad dog? I don't know. Neither can ride a bike. |
| How do blonde braincells die ? Alone. |
| How do you get a blonde pregnant? Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. |
| How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will she ask you? "Is it mine?" |
| How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! |
| What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start! |
| What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? There are skid marks in front of the dog. |
| Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. |
| What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? Not enough sand. |
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